Saturday, March 6, 2010

13 Things Penelope Does Better Than You

Wow, we've got to hand it to the writer, Rachel Dovey... this is a great article.



Here are some of the things she has done way better than you:

1) Befriended all the Muppets, including Scooter.
2) Made a summer home on Jupiter.
3) Had 20/80 vision—cat eyes.
4) Gotten really angry, in a large hallway, holding a golf cart.
5) Driven herself in a nut car, doing promotional work for Planter. It was a Mr. Peanut on wheels; the windshield was a monocle and the convertible roof was a top-hat.
6) Been a puppet on Fraggle Rock.
7) Been best friends with a tomato and Liza Minnelli.
8) Had a salad bar in her car—the steering wheel was a giant crouton.
9) Served M&M&M&M’s from Iceland at her wedding.
10) Worn horse blinders.
11) Bought a day from the government to celebrate National Penelope Day.
12) Had six children who spoke 44 languages before birth.
13) Invented kayaks.

Excerpt from:
http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2010/02/great-kristen-wiig-skits.html

And here are those legendary skits...

“Penelope, Traffic School,” SNL, 03.08.2008:


“Penelope, Group Therapy,” SNL, 01.10.2009:


“Penelope, Wedding,” SNL, 11.07.2009:


There were 3 more skits prior to these, but that was before Kristen was so popular and before they posted more skits online, so they aren't up (yet). They aired...

03.24.2007
05.12.2007
09.29.2007

Enjoy!

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